DEAR MISS MANNERS: I came of age in the early 1980s, and I have never heard of anyone in my generation, or the previous one, asking a lady’s father for permission to propose marriage. And yet nowadays, the question of whether to do so comes up with surprising regularity in advice columns and online.
Has the custom undergone a revival in recent years, or was I mistaken to think that it had died out back then?
GENTLE READER: This was never a very useful custom, as Miss Manners recalls. Any self-respecting Victorian girl would have known how to make her father’s life a burden to him if he tried to drive away a favored suitor.
But now that its uselessness is blatant, it has acquired a certain charm — like the surprise proposal in a couple who have long since established a household and debated making it legal. Or, for that matter, a father “giving away” a bride who is obviously independent of his jurisdiction.
Miss Manners would consider these quaint trappings harmless, but only up to the point when they are used as a serious requirement.
DEAR MISS MANNERS: I have a problem that was once unique, but more people these days are unfortunately facing it.
I’m a retired teacher who spent my whole career at a school that is internationally famous for a mass shooting that happened before I retired. It is a horribly painful part of my life.
At a wedding last night, I went through something that has happened more times than I can count: The hostess introduced me to a guest by saying, “This is (my name). She used to teach at (school’s name).”
The new acquaintance said, “Where were you when the shooting happened?”
I said, “In the building, but that’s not a pleasant conversation for a wedding,” and tried to change the subject. He followed up by asking about how I felt about another shooting involving elementary students.
Trust me: Nobody wants to know how I feel about that.
I said, “Oh, that’s not really a good conversation for a wedding, either.”
He got huffy and said, “You knew I had to ask.”
This has happened at holiday parties, showers, all kinds of places. It’s like all of my friends and acquaintances think this is a great way to start conversations between me and their other friends. It’s not.
Do I talk to everyone whose invitations I accept and ask not to be introduced this way? How do I get people not to ask, and certainly not to keep pushing? It has ruined entire occasions for me that should have been happy.
GENTLE READER: Your problem is indeed those tasteless hosts. When introducing guests, it is helpful to provide a conversation starter — but only if the guest wants to have that conversation.
Aside from choosing more sensitive friends, you must stop such announcements by saying firmly, “That is not something I care to discuss.” Or, in today’s parlance, Miss Manners might resort to “I don’t think you want to trigger that memory.”
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